If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
- Operator! Give me the number for 911!
- Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.
- Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
- Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.
- Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
- If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.
- Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!
To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?
-Homer Simpson
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