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Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. 
- Joan Collins

An adult is someone who has stopped growing at both ends and started growing in the middle. 
- Unknown

I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately. Extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it. 
- Steven Wright

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me. 
- Benjamin Disraeli