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"He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke."

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." 

-Robert Frost

"Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head."

-Garrison Keillor

"By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day."

-Robert Frost'

"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out."

-Matthew Broderick

"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."

- Noel Coward