'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?

  • Operator! give me the number to 911!
  • Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
  • Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!
  • Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
  • Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids

  • Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'
  • You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.
  • What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.
  • Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
  • Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
  • If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing
  • I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! 
    • 2012-06-01 @ 21:54:26 Awesomeness Permalink

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